I am going to release a bunch of new stuff, but, before I do, let me take this opportunity to prove to the world that I could and would do things better than I already do them — if only I was in charge of my own model company — by telling everyone about every little detail I am going to get wrong on the new items I plan to make before I even see what the new items I am going to make look like.
Did I accurately capture the ‘essence’ of on-line commentary, or what?
[To those this post is aimed at: I doubt you’ll understand, but this is post is what is known as ‘satire.’ It is intended to draw attention to how ridiculous you sound by being over-the-top ridiculous, itself. Sadly, even after having just explained it, I know you still won’t get the point. But, hey! Us ‘normal’ people will understand. I suspect many will even agree with me: which is why I wrote it — to let you ‘normal’ modelers know you are not alone. Counting you and I, there are at least two of us left. 😉 ]